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Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Your best is an idiot! I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. I just told you! You’ve killed me! That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”? It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.

Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. You know, I was God once.

  • Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.
  • Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!
  • You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’! Say what? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.

Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Oh yeah, good luck with that. You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me!

  1. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.
  2. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites?
  3. Oh sure! Blame the wizards!

Is that a cooking show? I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. And then the battle’s not so bad? I wish! It’s a nickel.

Eijy Goto