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[blockquote source_title=”Friska Max” source_url=”http://friskamax.com”]”Why, don’t you know?” she returned, in surprise. “No, indeed. I don’t know anything. You see, I am stuffed, so I have no brains at all,” he answered sadly. “Oh,” said Dorothy, “I’m awfully sorry for you.”[/blockquote] “Do you think,” he asked, “if I go to the Emerald City with you, that […]

Noah Movie Trailer

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Be quiet! Really? Did nothing cancel? Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I hear the jury’s still out on science. Well, what do you expect, mother? I’m a monster. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Did […]

Help, help, I’m being repressed!

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes […]